Classic Vic Lima flat jokes

April 14 DZMM Teleradyo Sais Trenta broadcast:

Comparing the ease with which Janet Lim-Napoles and Masbate Governor Rizalina Seachon-Lanete were able to post bail with the Kidapawan farmers’ continued detention because they could not post bail, Vic Lima said: The blindfold of Lady Justice is so fine she can see through.”

Karen Davila: “You are funny.”

That is why Vic gushes flat and oftentimes senseless jokes every day because Karen encourages him.

Several minutes later, after interviewing Pagasa (Weather bureau) forecaster Cinco about the day’s heat index, Vic asked:

“Could we be related? I am Lima, you are Cinco.”

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